Laiyaria

so, many of you would be thinking(hahahaha) out there (in the big wide world....) that i have abandoned you all and that i no longer have any care for you and do not wish to show you any more of my work(dotdotdot)ecseara ecsetara, but this is untrue and this statement(comma)so unjust in its application (comma) is untrue and unfounded. i have been doing art as i know you would all want to hear(fullstop) i just havnt been going on diviant art(fullstop) and i apologise most profusly (comma) and offer my deepest sympathy on the pain you must be suffering (dotdotdotdot......dot) anywayz i have got a (ahemahem) cough which is fine if you dont have

yes hello my adoring fans (population 2) it is me i am back you may run away in terror but only far enough that you can still see the computor screen covered in my viciously sarcasticly synical words.i have tale for you today my friends (if any of you are curently not my friend please except my warm apologies and my cold hatred) a tale which will make the wise sit up and take notice and the thick thicker than usual. some time ago...allright last week in maths i was making curves with pink thread (as you do) then my daer pallie ellie (whose whole name is sencorced for political reasons) asked me to be a dear and thread her neadle for her well

right this is the ending of a very long series of journals and this is how it goes.... Plastic sugury...wait for it....is for idiots. only a compleate and utter dumbarse comercilaized load of sterotypically catorgorized trash would do that to their alreay overused over abused and just generally over body. I'm don't want ot offend anyone, but really sometimes we all need a good Offendenment once and a while. plastic surgery is just a new way of lying to yourself that you can be as Booby as skinny as tall as nice cheekboned as fat liped as wrinklefree ascompleatly and utterly stupid as your favourite booby/cheekboned/biglipped/wrincklefree/ski